Opinion

👨‍🍳 Kitchen Humor: The $44.5 Billion Cloud Waste Problem

CloudCostChefs TeamDecember 2, 20255 min read

Let's talk about the elephant in the kitchen — or rather, the $44.5 billion worth of burnt ingredients we're projected to throw away in 2025.

The Numbers Don't Lie

According to the State of FinOps 2025 report, infrastructure cloud waste is expected to hit $44.5 billion this year. That's not a typo. That's billion with a B.

$44.5B

Projected cloud waste in 2025

The Comedy of Errors

The main cause? A disconnect between FinOps teams and development teams. Here's how the conversation usually goes:

Scene 1: The Forgotten Instance

FinOps:"This m5.4xlarge has been at 2% utilization for 6 months."
Dev:"Don't touch it! That's for the Q2 project."
FinOps:"Q2... of 2023?"
Dev:"..."

Scene 2: The Safety Buffer

Dev:"I need 10 instances for this workload."
FinOps:"Data shows you need 3."
Dev:"What if there's a traffic spike?"
FinOps:"In the last 2 years, max usage was 40%."
Dev:"But what IF?"

Scene 3: The Orphan Resources

FinOps:"Who owns this $12K/month EBS volume?"
Team A:"Not us."
Team B:"Not us."
Team C:"Not us."
Volume:*exists in perpetuity*

Why This Happens

1

Different incentives

Devs optimize for reliability. FinOps optimizes for cost. Neither is wrong.

2

Fear of outages

Over-provisioning feels safer than right-sizing.

3

Lack of ownership

When nobody owns a resource, nobody deletes it.

4

Tribal knowledge loss

The person who created it left 18 months ago.

The Good News

Deloitte predicts $21 billion in potential savings for companies implementing FinOps tools in 2025. Some could cut costs by 40%.

The waste exists because optimization is hard. But it's not impossible.

$21B

Potential savings with FinOps tools

40%

Potential cost reduction

Chef's Recipe for Reducing Waste

1. Tag everything

No tag = no deploy. Make it policy.

2. Automate the obvious

Idle resources, unattached volumes, oversized instances — automate detection and alerting.

3. Make cost visible

When devs can see their team's spend, behavior changes.

4. Create shared incentives

Make cost efficiency part of engineering goals.

The Punchline

$44.5 billion in waste is embarrassing. But it's also an opportunity.

Every dollar of waste eliminated is a dollar available for actual innovation.

Time to clean up the kitchen.

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