Orphaned Network Ingredient Bisque

Private Endpoint PurgeSousChef

Professional PowerShell script that identifies orphaned Azure network resources (NICs and Public IPs) for cost optimization. Turn forgotten network ingredients into delicious monthly savings with chef-styled HTML reports.

$1.50
per orphaned NIC/month
$3.65
per unused Public IP/month
12x
annual savings multiplier
Chef's Quick Start
# Basic network bisque recipe
.\OrphanedNetworkIngredientBisque.ps1
# Custom subscription kitchens
.\OrphanedNetworkIngredientBisque.ps1 `
  -SubscriptionIds @("sub1-id", "sub2-id") `
  -AllSubscriptions:$false
# Takeaway version with custom plating
.\OrphanedNetworkIngredientBisque.ps1 `
  -OutputPath "C:\Kitchen\Savings.html"

Professional Network Cost Optimization

Comprehensive detection and reporting for orphaned Azure network resources with chef-themed enterprise features

KQL-Powered Detection

Uses Azure Resource Graph KQL queries for fast, accurate discovery of orphaned NICs and unused Public IPs across all subscriptions

Smart Cost Calculation

Calculates precise monthly and annual savings with current Azure pricing for NICs ($1.50/month) and Public IPs ($3.65/month)

Chef-Styled Reports

Generates beautiful HTML reports with executive summaries, detailed resource tables, and CSV export functionality

Multi-Subscription Support

Scans all accessible subscriptions or targets specific ones with per-subscription breakdown analysis

Lonely NIC Detection

Identifies Network Interface Cards sitting unused and unattached, excluding load balancer attachments to avoid false positives

Public IP Analysis

Discovers unused Public IP addresses that are bleeding money with comprehensive attachment status verification

Enterprise Security

Respects Azure RBAC permissions with comprehensive error handling and secure resource access patterns

Chef-Themed Progress

Engaging console output with cooking metaphors, progress tracking, and colorful status indicators throughout the analysis

Chef's Cooking Instructions

Real-world recipes for network resource optimization and cost savings

Basic Network Bisque Recipe

.\OrphanedNetworkIngredientBisque.ps1

Scans all accessible subscription kitchens to identify lonely NIC lettuce and crying onion Public IPs with comprehensive cost analysis and beautiful reporting.

Custom Subscription Kitchens

.\OrphanedNetworkIngredientBisque.ps1 `
  -SubscriptionIds @("sub1-id", "sub2-id") `
  -AllSubscriptions:$false

Target specific subscription pantries for focused analysis and cleanup, perfect for large organizations with multiple Azure environments.

Takeaway Version with Custom Plating

.\OrphanedNetworkIngredientBisque.ps1 `
  -OutputPath "C:\Kitchen\SavingsMenu.html"

Customize the output location for your cost savings report, perfect for automated reporting pipelines and executive presentations.

Advanced Kitchen Automation

# Schedule monthly kitchen cleaning
# Set up Azure Policy prevention
# Implement resource tagging

Integrate with Azure Automation, Logic Apps, or scheduled tasks for regular network hygiene and proactive cost optimization.

Shopping List & Kitchen Setup

Everything you need to start cooking up network cost savings

Required Ingredients

PowerShell 5.1+ or PowerShell Core 6.0+
The cooking platform for our network optimization recipes
Azure PowerShell Modules
Az.Accounts, Az.ResourceGraph, Az.Billing
Azure Account Access
Reader role on target subscriptions
Resource Graph Permissions
Microsoft.ResourceGraph/resources/read access

Kitchen Preparation

1. Install Azure PowerShell ingredients:
Install-Module Az -Force -AllowClobber
2. Heat up your Azure session:
Connect-AzAccount
3. Download and start cooking:
.\OrphanedNetworkIngredientBisque.ps1

Chef's Parameters & Seasoning Options

Customize your network optimization recipe to taste

ParameterTypeDefaultDescription
OutputPathString.\Azure_Unattached_Resources_Report.htmlWhere to serve your final cost savings dish
AllSubscriptionsSwitch$trueUse all ingredients from every subscription pantry
SubscriptionIdsString Array@()Hand-picked subscription ingredients for focused analysis

The Final Dish - Sample Output

What you'll receive after running the network optimization bisque

Chef's Console Summary

🎉 ORPHANED NETWORK INGREDIENT BISQUE COMPLETE! 🎉
👨‍🍳 Chef's Summary:
   🍽️ Bisque successfully prepared and plated!
   💰 Monthly savings soup ready: $47.30
   🎊 Annual savings banquet available: $567.60
🍲 BISQUE INGREDIENTS FOUND:
   🥬 Lonely NIC Lettuce pieces: 12 (wasting $18.00/month)
   🧅 Crying Onion Public IPs: 8 (bleeding $29.20/month)
   📊 Total forgotten ingredients: 20
   🏪 Subscription kitchens inspected: 5

HTML Bisque Report Features

Executive Summary Cards with total waste and savings
Detailed Ingredient Tables with full resource information
Kitchen Breakdown (per subscription analysis)
Chef's Professional Recommendations for cleanup
CSV Export Buttons for spreadsheet analysis
Beautiful chef-themed styling and branding

Chef's Pro Tips & Kitchen Accidents

Professional guidance for perfect network optimization every time

Before You Clean Your Kitchen

Taste before you toss - Verify resources are truly unused
Check the recipe book - Some ingredients might be planned for future dishes
Look for dependencies - Some resources might be connected in non-obvious ways
Run monthly - Fresh results require regular kitchen cleaning

Common Kitchen Accidents

🚨 "Required Azure PowerShell modules not found"
Install-Module Az -Force -AllowClobber
🚨 "Access Denied" or "Insufficient Permissions"
Ensure Reader role and Resource Graph Reader permissions
🚨 "No subscriptions found"
Get-AzContext
Connect-AzAccount -TenantId "your-tenant-id"

Ready to Start Cooking Up Savings?

Join thousands of cloud chefs who have optimized their Azure network costs with our delicious automation recipes. Download the script and start saving today!

CloudCostChefs

"Remember, a clean Azure kitchen is a profitable kitchen! Every orphaned resource you clean up is money back in your pocket."

Cook responsibly, save significantly, and may your cloud costs always be optimized! 👨‍🍳